Archive for January 2009
My Celebrity Obsessions
This is a kind of little-girl-crush-gushy post. You have been forewarned.
Every once in a while, I will get these crazy celebrity crushes that last a week. Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Oliver James, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Pattinson, and various other heartthrobs have all been objects of my affections. I’ll go through them haphazardly, then remember one of them, and suddenly obsess over that one person again. But anyway, my newest celebrity crush is: Wang Lee-hom. Or Alexander Wang. Except no one calls him that. Here is a picture of him to prove that he is worthy of an obsession:
So I don’t know what it is that has suddenly brought on this obsession. Maybe it’s the fact that I spent 2 straight weeks in Taiwan looking at his face practically every block. Pretty sure that’s a form of brainwashing. But anyway, I’ve decided that he is amazing. The best part about him is that he speaks perfect English since he was born in the US. Also the fact that he’s hot. Oh, and smart. Check this out:
http://star-ecentral.com/news/story.asp?file=/2008/12/28/music/2883374&sec=music
Came across one of Leehom’s interviews with a British columnist dude. And this guy is crazy smart. So there you have it. Wang Leehom is an amazing musician, intelligent, nice, funny, and hot. Oh, and did I say hot?
Alright, I’m done with my little girl crush for now. Here’s an explanation of my conspicuous disappearance from the world of blogging: First Semester Senior Year. Yup.
It’s been too long, but Christmas break was my only time for any real creative writing, and that was spent on backbreaking trips throughout Taiwan, so as you can probably see, I haven’t exactly written anything interesting for a while. That isn’t to say I haven’t got some truly amazing ideas, though. Just kidding. They’re ideas, but not amazing. But to give you a glimpse of what could possibly come in the near future on this blog, and by near future, I obviously mean next 3 months, my next entry will be entitled “Papayas: A Natural Means of Breast Enlargement.” Come help me explore this incredible new phenomenon. Next time you see a girl with large breasts (especially an Asian or Chinese girl, because Chinese girls usually have small chests) ask her if she has ever drunken papaya juice, milk, soup, or any liquid with papayas on it. Ask her how much and how often. Hopefully you can get all this information before she slaps you or calls the authorities. If you are successful, it’d be great if you could report your findings. Maybe I’ll make a scientific breakthrough some day. I’ll share the profits, of course. Just like Carl Denham from King Kong.
